Your alcoholism can be an angel or a devil on your shoulder depending on how your body processes tequila. This blog won’t endorse a drinking problem, but it will endorse a good story. So pour a shot and see who’s left in our libations division.

Vanderpump Rules, a lover of more than one vice, toppled Southern Charm, raking in 51 percent of the votes, much in the way servers rake in Jennifer Lawrence‘s tips. Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurant empire makes for insane reality television and culture.

Derek Waters plies his guests with alcohol, resulting in insanely-told, captivating tales from history.

Choose your preferred boozy vice in the poll below.