A certain former food critic decides to try his hand at episode recaps. Stay in your lane, Homer! Also, it’s beginning to look a LOT like Christmas, especially in the Lifetime/Hallmark universe.

JASON’S PICK:
Dirty John [Bravo, 10p]
The latest anthology involving a real true crime story, and against all odds, I am in. It’s based on a podcast and features one hell of a cast including Connie Britton (and if you need more than that, then frankly you aren’t worth convincing).

KATHERINE’S PICK:
The Simpsons [Fox, 8p]
After he almost murders Homer, Krusty joins the circus…and he loves it! I’ve always wanted to see Krusty in his natural habitat.

BRAD’S PICK:
The Walking Dead [AMC, 9p]
Tonight is the mid-season finale of the venerated zombie series. So far the 9th season has been a return to form for a series that many fans felt had lost its way. We aren’t sure what is in store for us, but we do know it involves the whisperers. And Judith will prob be a little bad ass.

FIONA’S PICK:
Charmed [The CW, 9p]
More demon fighting! Tonight Harry informs the sisters that Hilltowne is actually a portal to hell. Hmm, wonder where I’ve heard that one before.

ALSO ON TAP TONIGHT:

• Gene and Larry are at the forefront of this week’s Bob’s Burgers, so you know we’re in for that. Fox, obvs.
• Here’s a rundown on all the yuletide movies this Sunday night: Lifetime debuts Christmas Perfection and that’s after Jingle Belle. Hallmark rolls out something called A Shoe Addict’s Christmas and we’re game to learn more. Their movie arm drops Welcome To Christmas so I suppose we’re thankful for that. iON offers A Wedding For Christmas. Finally, Freeform unfurls The Truth About Christmas, so that will be helpful to learn. Rudy Huxtable’s in one of them. To find out which, you’ll have to click.