NAVANI’S PICK
Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce [Bravo, 10pm]
Finally, season two is here and the motto is if at first you don’t succeed, date, date again. But sometimes it’s easier to practice dating on someone you know, someone you may feel more at ease with, someone like your ex-husband?! Oh Abby, what are we going to do with you? I’m so scared to watch but cannot look away!
KATHERINE’S PICK
Scream Queens [CW, 10pm]
All I need to hear is “The Chanels go shopping on Black Friday.” The Red Devil “has other plans” but who cares. I’ve always wanted to hatewatch Chanel shop. May the sales associates tremble in her wake!
JASON’S PICK
The Muppets [ABC, 8pm]
What’s that blue streak flying awkwardly through the air? Why, it’s the Great Gonzo — who has been mostly missing lately — here to save this teetering Muppets reboot from its overdose of human angst with his {its?} irrepressible weirdness.