Box Office Weekend: December 15, 2017

There’s a new Star Wars out, so, is anything else worth acknowledging?


Spent is an unrated dark comedy about bad people behaving badly when a rich man’s brain tumor doesn’t kill him.


Desolation is a horror film about a man stalking two women and a young boy who are just trying to hike off their enormous grief but can’t because some asshole in ’90s era sunglasses wants to murder them instead. I told you hiking is for suckers!


Star Wars: The Last Jedi, the latest Star Wars installment, looks to feature a shitload of Luke Skywalker, but also maybe Rey kicking ass?


The Thousand Faces of Dunjia is a Chinese fantasy-action film from Yuen Woo-ping. This is a remake of his 1982 film The Miracle Fighters.


Beyond Skyline is a sequel to the 2010 sequel Skyline.


The Soul of Success: The Jack Canfield Story is a documentary about motivational speaker Jack Canfield.


Killing for Love is a documentary about the murder of Derek and Nancy Haysom in 1985. Their daughter’s boyfriend Jens Soering maybe took the fall for the murder? Imogen Poots and Daniel Bruhl feature in this thriller-true crime investigation.


The Ballad of Lefty Brown is a Western starring some old white people. To paraphrase my friend Julia, unless the Western does something new, I’m not interested.


Fukrey Returns is the sequel to 2013’s Fukrey, a comedy about four wacky, slacker brothers. They’re back to make more easy money.


Gotti is a biographical drama about mob kingpin John Gotti. Unfortunately, it stars John Travolta (WHY), is directed by Kevin Connelly (WHY). Travolta is joined by his real-life wife Kelly Preston, in the role of Victoria Gotti, and his daughter Ella Bleu plays Gotti’s daughter Angel. So it’s one big Travolta party, and I have to wonder how the Gotti Family let this stinker happen.


Permanent is a 1980s coming-of-age comedy about a smart young lady who gets a bad perm. Kira McLean stars as our heroine; her parents are portrayed by Rainn Wilson and Patricia Arquette.


Ferdinand is an animated inspired by the best-selling, much beloved children’s book Ferdinand the Bull. I am boycoting this on principle. Fuck this movie. And John Cena.

Here is the 1938 animation from Disney which sucks less:

And coming out Wednesday:

The Greatest Showman is a musical about P.T. Barnum. I think this is good for Navani, but a hard pass for this writer. This Oscar bait stars Hugh Jackman, Michelle Williams, Zendaya, and Zac Efron.

Box Office Weekend: December 8, 2017

Welcome back to a timely review of this week’s releases! This post was written in advance of December 1’s releases, but I’m sure last week’s big box office draw was the Titanic re-release. We have only a handful of releases, which is just fine; I am amped for I, Tonya.


I, Tonya stars Margot Robbie as hated figure skater Tonya Harding. Allison Janney is Tonya’s cruel stage mom and Sebastian Stan is Tonya’s ex-husband. Nancy Kerrigan is portrayed by Caitlin Carver, which I know you wanted to know.


Just Getting Started stars two old guys (Morgan Freeman, Tommy Lee Jones) as two old men in a retirement community who are at each other’s throats.


Kaleidoscope is a thriller starring Toby Jones as a man recently released from prison…who revisits old trauma after a visit from his mother. Ew?


The Disaster Artist is a film about Tommy Wiseau and the making of his film, the worst movie ever, The Room. James Franco plays Wiseau and the cast includes brother Dave Franco and pal seth Rogen.